Did you ever read an Idiot’s Guide and laugh your ass off while aching as your brain grew 6 whole inches with greater knowledge? Well, sit down, put your feet up, let the pussycat jump on the pillows beside you and plan on a roll in the hay of belly-laughing fun as you read this parody.
This was written by Dr. Patti as she was writing The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Sensual Massage and, well, mew, couldn’t help but put this on the puter.
In this book you will learn:
- Grooming is a necessary component in preparation for your cat’s sensual massage
- Picking the purr-fect setting takes thinking and investing in the
right things - Selecting among the many options for sensual massage tools for
your pussycat’s every want - Finding ways to relax the cat
- Discovering all the parts of your cat’s body and how to give them
all sensual touch
Tips for giving your pussycat the purrfect massage....
To request your copy, email: drpattixox@aol.com
