Product of the week—The “Fling” Wood Toy

Talk about a woody!

Fling
$140.00
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“NobEssence Fling is a skillfully crafted and meticulously polished sex toy. Made of a truly natural product, wood, the whorls, knots, holes, and grain patterns are a one of a kind gift to you. The seamless and seductive toy is like an extension of your own hand. Place two fingers in the shaped hole and intrigue your lover or yourself with the possibilities. ”

When I first laid my eyes on these beauties, I gasped. OMG. It was at a shoot for the Alexander Institute, and in the box of goodies to suggest our couples try out for the new program at the bottom of the box of toys were these amazing unique products. These are not sex toys; these are art! Then I realized, these are both. And then there’s the natural element of having a polished mound of wood into your most sacred parts of yourself, allowing Mother Nature to bring you pleasure in a wild yet tamed way. And the little holes in which to rest or hook your fingers to create a contact high and ease of use for hours on end. Are you sighing yet?

If you are looking for one product in which to make a lifetime investment for your own sexual joy, then this is it! Or hers, if you are looking for that special treat to offer the woman of your fancy. The tooling (no pun), the shape, the aesthetic look and quality, the smooth feel, the hardness and the roundness all merge to bring you ultimate pleasure from the heart of the woods into your own cave of secret delights. I particularly hate the slimy gooey skin of so many vibes today, stinky with chemicals, sticky with their feel and totally a factory-made copycat of everyone else. This, on the other hand (or in the other hand, I may say) is something to hold onto, to cherish, to treasure, and to explore while you appreciate it for its sheer elegance and fine crafting…and oh the long hours sheer pleasure it can bring! Get one now. I’m cooing on the branch of my big tall sycamore tree right now, can you hear me sing its praises? “Yodelay hee hooray” for the Fling!!!!!!

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